Welcome to the seventeenth of our monthly audio adventures in Tales for Our Time. This latest radio serial, read by yours truly, is not inappropriate as we approach the season of Halloween - because sometimes you don't need to go out and get a scary costume; sometimes you just wake up one day and find you're wearing it:
As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect.
That's one of the most famous opening sentences in all of literature, and, as I say in my introduction to the first episode, it's a corker. That's what Franz Kafka's Metamorphosis is "about": a man who opens his eyes in bed to find he's now a giant beetle, or cockroach. But this isn't a creature feature, a monster story: Gregor isn't the wolfman. Which is one reason why Kafka was strongly resistant to publishers putting a "gigantic insect" on the cover of his book (top right). It's about metamorphosis in a broader sense: For it is not merely Gregor who is transformed, but his father, his mother and especially his sister - and the relationships between them.
Gregor isn't aware of all this on that first morning. He thinks waking up as a giant beetle is just a minor inconvenience that means he'll have to take the later train to work:
He meant actually to open the door, actually to show himself... He was eager to find out what the others, after all their insistence, would say at the sight of him. If they were horrified then the responsibility was no longer his and he could stay quiet. But if they took it calmly, then he had no reason either to be upset, and could really get to the station for the eight o'clock train if he hurried.
He is to discover that there's rather more to it than that. Metamorphosis is also the story of what happens when a functioning provider finds he no longer has any useful purpose, or a life of self-worth and dignity - and in that sense it is truly a Tale for Our Time. To hear me read Part One of Kafka's novella, prefaced by my own introduction to the story, please click here and log-in.
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For previous Tales for Our Time, click below:
#1: The Tragedy of the Korosko
by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
#2: The Time Machine
by H G Wells
#3: The Secret Agent
by Joseph Conrad
#4: The Prisoner of Zenda
by Anthony Hope
#5: The Cat That Walked By Himself
by Rudyard Kipling
#6: The Diamond as Big as the Ritz
by F Scott Fitzgerald
#7: The Rubber Check
by F Scott Fitzgerald
#8: A Christmas Carol
by Charles Dickens
#9: Plum Duff
by Mark Steyn
#10: To Build a Fire
by Jack London
#11: The Overcoat
by Nikolai Gogol
#12: The Thirty-Nine Steps
by John Buchan
#13: The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde
by Robert Louis Stevenson
#14: The Man Who Would Be King
by Rudyard Kipling
#15: His Last Bow
by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
#16: Greenmantle
by John Buchan