Rush was out at a charity event today, so I had the great honor of returning to the Golden EIB Microphone to host America's Number One radio show. You'll find a few highlights here:
It's Friday here at the Rush Limbaugh Show, and I thought I'd like to keep things light, frothy, glib, shallow -- you know, like the president of the United States announcing a passenger airliner has been shot out of the air.
As it turned out, I had Barack Obama as my warm-up act: After the disaster of his Friars' Club shtick yesterday, he had another go at getting it right about 20 minutes before I came on air. So, over the three hours, we discussed the President's behavior, the Russian involvement, and much else in the day's news, including the border situation:
It's us legal immigrants who were the chumps, who bothered filling in the paperwork and paying all the fees. We're more upset about the Coyote-in-Chief erasing the southern border than most of you native guys are.
Indeed. I've suggested that we legal immigrants might take out a class action suit against the United States Government to get back all the fees plus interest and punitive damages on the grounds that, given what's happening at the southern border, clearly there is no US "immigration law" with which to comply.
That's not to say, though, that I'm not a big-hearted humanitarian softie:
While we're holding fundraisers to try and get teddy bears for all these gangbangers at the southern border, maybe it would be nice if we could also have a charity fundraising thing to try and replace Mullah Omar's cassette collection so he can still funk around in his robes to 'If you like my body and you think I'm sexy.'
I'm all heart. For more from today's Rush show, please click here.
