You may notice a few changes on our home page today. Don't worry, it's the same old reassuringly lame content, but we've shuffled it around a bit in the desperate hope that it will seem a little less turgid if it's moved to another corner of the page. We've also added an exciting range of "share" buttons, to make it easier to annoy your friends with our unique blend of civilizational alarmism and showtune nostalgia. Not to mention that all these new distribution methods make it much simpler to forward my hate crimes to the President's eagle-eyed AttackWatchers.
So feel free to prowl around. Let us know what you like and dislike. Thanks for sticking with us these last nine years - and here's to the next nine.
Mark
Photograph courtesy of President Obama's Department of Public Enemies