The first votes are in! New Hampshire has a law permitting municipalities of one hundred residents or less to open their polls at midnight and close them as soon as every eligible elector has cast his vote. In recent cycles, three townships have availed themselves of the opportunitiy: Dixville, Hart's Location and Millsfield. This year, only Dixville chose to maintain the tradition, which is a pity - because Hart's and Millsfield are real-ish towns, whereas Dixville Notch is a closed-down grand hotel masquerading as a town.
Still, rural New Hampshire communities of under one hundred citizens are among the few voting precincts in America to hold honest elections free from the Democrats' usual flimflam. So at midnight the world's media were in DIxville Notch to see how it all went down:
A rousing rendition of the National Anthem on accordion kicks off #Election2024 in Dixville Notch. pic.twitter.com/DgVPquZafT
— Mark J. Westpfahl (@MarkJWestpfahl) November 5, 2024
The six voters cast their votes, but unfortunately the voting machines were malfunctioning so the count has been shut down until the burst water pipe has been repaired by a plumber from two hours away in Quebec after lunch tomorr...
Just kidding. Here's the final score:
Harris 3
Trump 3
Hmm. I had assumed all these polls showing the race dead even and too close to call were a massive psy-ops operation by the pollsters to legitimise whatever eventual result the Deep State choose to go with. But, even in America, it's hard to massage a voting pool of six, and, if that trend holds, it's going to be a long night.
UPDATE! I may have missed the significance of that result. As has been pointed out in the comments, last time round 100 per cent of Dixville's voters plumped for Biden. So the Democrat share of the vote has collapsed by fifty per cent. And this is in a de-purpling, increasingly blue state. If the Dixville Notch trend goes nationwide, it's an '84-sized blowout for Trump. Vote vote vote.
Nevertheless, CNN is predicting the Electoral College shakes out as:
Harris 270
Trump 268
If that proves correct, America's over. So get out there and vote, because as a certain "niche Canadian" (thank you, The Guardian) and a rather less niche South African say:
Elon Musk: If Trump doesn't win tomorrow, I think this is the last election.
Joe Rogan: I think you are right.
Elon Musk: Go Vote like your life and your future depend on it. Because it does.
🗳️ VOTE! pic.twitter.com/4dBaH7MN4r
— James Blair (@JamesBlairUSA) November 5, 2024
In the final hours of his last campaign, Trump was endorsed by the above-mentioned Mr Rogan plus the video-game billionaire Mark Pincus and my old chum Megyn Kelly. Here's Megyn at the penultimate rally:
.@megynkelly speaks at President Trump's rally in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania:
"He got mocked by the Left for saying he'll be a protector of women. He WILL be a protector of women — and it's why I'm voting for him." 🔥 pic.twitter.com/kKg6YWwuev
— Trump War Room (@TrumpWarRoom) November 5, 2024
She's right - particularly about the women murdered by illegals and brain-damaged by psycho-trannies. So get out there and vote - because outside of Dixville Notch and Hart's Location Trump needs to be five points up just to eke out a squeaker. If you want a preview of what's coming in the next week or so, take a listen to my show from last time round: Election Day Plus Three.
Alas, out there in the Republic of Shenanistan it's business as usual. We have breaking news from the dirty stinkin' rotten corrupt Department of Justice: a "white supremacist" - just like you and all your friends! - has been arrested for trying to blow up Nashville with a weapon of mass destruction.
Fortunately, says the dirty stinkin' rotten corrupt Attorney General, the dirty stinkin' rotten corrupt straight-shootin' granite-jawed G-men "had already compromised his plot". You don't say! Was that squirrel in on it? Working with Putin?
Wait. Don't tell me. He lived in the dilapidated cellar of a vacuum repair shop in
— Julie Kelly 🇺🇸 (@julie_kelly2) November 5, 2024
Michigan with no running water and some dude who pretended to be an Iraq Vet offered him a friendship and FBI paid credit cards to agree to commit an act of "terrorism." Any governors involved? https://t.co/XLet7Lv7Ev
Oh, and more - from America's bloated and evil "intelligence community". The Russians are coming!
Important joint ODNI, FBI, and CISA Statement within the last hour:
"Since our statement on Friday, the IC has been observing foreign adversaries, particularly Russia, conducting additional influence operations intended to undermine public confidence in the integrity of U.S....
— Olivia Beavers (@Olivia_Beavers) November 5, 2024
While law enforcement is preoccupied tracking down Peanut the Squirrel's giant space laser trained on Cleveland, back on Planet Earth the Philadelphia City Commissioners are announcing that non-citizens are entitled to vote:
Philadelphia City Commissioners' Office Tells Non-Citizens They Can Vote if They Are Philly Residents; NGO 'Ceiba' Across the Street Sends Non-Citizen Voter with an 'ITIN' pic.twitter.com/NhuEEIWV7V
— James O'Keefe (@JamesOKeefeIII) November 5, 2024
Aw, isn't that inclusive? All you need is an ITIN? That's an Individual Taxpayer Identification Number. I had one of those years before I moved to America - not because I wanted one but because in the mid-Eighties I made the mistake of accepting an offer to write a one-off piece for The Washington Post and they said I needed to sign a vital US Treasury form - the RU1-2 or whatever it was. The ITIN's probably still lying around here somewhere, so, if you're an MS-13 member hot for Tampon Tim and anxious to vote in Philly, swing by and I'll try to fish it out.
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I'll be back later at SteynOnline for post-Dixville analysis. Hope you'll swing by.