As Mark wrote earlier today in response to the arrest of his former colleague...
Britain, to reprise another old line of mine, is the land where everything is policed except crime. In a fine illustration of that, HM Constabulary, who turn a blind eye to robbery, stabbings and the industrial-scale gang-rape of schoolgirls in every town up and down the spine of England, nevertheless have sufficient manpower to dispatch half-a-dozen officers to raid the home of our pal Laurence Fox.
(Fox is still locked up as of this writing at Croydon. And, according to Calvin Robinson's interview with Megyn Kelly earlier today, Fox is unaware of his firing by GB News via twitter announcement shortly after his arrest.)
So for today's presentation, we have gone back in the archives to 2020 to reprise a compilation of Mark's best Brit Wanker Coppers in audio form.
This anthology takes us far and wide, from London's Metropolitan police and the Bedfordshire police to the Lancashire police and an honorary wanker copper from Quebec's Sûreté.
Lurking in the shadows, criminalizing birthday serenades, and policing one's trousers are all within the purview of law enforcement in the coronapocalypse when it comes to the land where everything is policed except crime.
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