'Tis the season at SteynOnline: Don't miss our Steynamite specials, but, if you're beginning to fret over last posting dates, there's always a Mark Steyn Club Christmas gift membership, which can be digitally delivered as late as the small hours of Christmas morn, when Santa has snaffled the milk and cookies and is long gone. And, if you really want to treat your beloved this holiday, there's a stateroom waiting on the Mark Steyn Caribbean Cruise, with Eva Vlaardingerbroek, Conrad Black, Michele Bachmann, Bo Snerdley and more.
~It has become traditional each Advent to air Mark's serialisation of this classic from the Steyn Club's Tales for Our Time: A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens. On its first broadcast six Christmases ago, Founding Member Jamie Marsh was minded to dip his toe in the water:
This is the first Tale for Our Time I've listened to. If they're all this good, then I've been missing out. Perfect for Christmas time!
Actually Jamie, the others are all way better, and this is by far the lamest reading Mark's ever done. You can check them out here.
On to tonight's episode. In Part Two Ebenezer Scrooge comes face to face with the ghost of his long dead business partner:
The bells ceased as they had begun, together. They were succeeded by a clanking noise, deep down below; as if some person were dragging a heavy chain over the casks in the wine-merchant's cellar. Scrooge then remembered to have heard that ghosts in haunted houses were described as dragging chains.
The cellar-door flew open with a booming sound, and then he heard the noise much louder, on the floors below; then coming up the stairs; then coming straight towards his door.
"It's humbug still!" said Scrooge. "I won't believe it."
His colour changed though, when, without a pause, it came on through the heavy door, and passed into the room before his eyes. Upon its coming in, the dying flame leaped up, as though it cried, "I know him; Marley's Ghost!" and fell again.
And, as Scrooge discovers, Marley's ghost is here for a reason. To listen to the second episode of A Christmas Carol, please click here and log-in. For the first episode, see here.
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