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Ten Years Ago
The Baronesses Won't Save You
Programming note: Join me tonight, Friday, for the start of our latest audio adventure in Tales for Our Time. ~I hope that, after Monday's jubilations, Donald J Trump remembers that it is all about transformative unskilled mass migration. When you change the people, you change everything - from affordable housing, functioning hospitals and semi-competent public education all the way up to gang crime, rape and murder. Ask an elderly Swede who had the good fortune to live most of her life in one of the most agreeable societies on earth: Somali jailed for eight years for raping multiple elderly victims in their own homes while employed as a caregiver in Sweden, but won't be deported. Baasim Yusuf, 28, laughed when confronted with the ...
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Sneering Prat Alert
Mark answers your questions on a variety of topics from the UK Government's Covid inquiry and the California wildfires to the next Prime Minister of Canada and rape as a weapon of war...
Clubland Q&A
Live Around the Planet: Wednesday January 15th
Mark takes questions from Steyn Club members around the planet...
Politics & Current Affairs
An Imam at the Inaugural
One more reason why Trump should have taken Steyn's advice...
Politics & Current Affairs
It's Paedos All the Way Down
The peoples of the west are taking on the psychological condition of battered wives...
Rick's Flicks
Broken Codes: Myrna Loy and Irene Dunne in Thirteen Women
Rick McGinnis on Hollywood women pre-Code...
Ten Years Ago
The Ghosts of Charlie Hebdo
Ten years ago today - January 7th 2015 - two Muslim fanatics burst into the offices of the satirical magazine Charlie Hebdo and killed a dozen people, including the bulk of the senior editorial staff and some of France's best known cartoonists...
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The Shame of England
Steyn revisits his coverage of England's child gang-rape scandal with Sammy Woodhouse, Samantha Smith, Maggie Oliver and more...
Steyn's Song of the Week
Goldfinger
If you enjoy Steyn's Song of the Week at SteynOnline and on Serenade Radio, please note that there will be a live stage edition during the 2025 Mark Steyn Cruise - along with many other favourite features from SteynOnline and The Mark Steyn Show. More details here. ~If you missed Mark's Song of the Week earlier today on Serenade Radio, here's a chance to hear it at SteynOnline. In this week's edition, Mark celebrates John Barry, 007 composer and the man who invented "spy music". Joining him to evoke James Bond's musical world are a trio of Barry's lyricists - Don Black, Leslie Bricusse and Tim Rice - plus John's successor as MI6 music man from Tomorrow Never Dies to Quantum of Solace, David Arnold. There's Shirley Bassey, of course, but ...
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A Palsied Limb of Nature's Frame
After President Trump's suggestion that the United States should buy Greenland, Mark reads the greatest of all poems on the subject...
On the Town
Tender in Limbo
On this week's edition of Mark Steyn on the Town Mark celebrates a Broadway legend, an Italian composer and some Caribbean limbo. Plus: when Frank met Elvis!
On the Town
Depends What You Had In Mind
Mark goes first-footnoting, gobbles a galette and swings by the Zanzibar High Court...
Seasons of Steyn
Auld Lang Syne
Mark traces the history of the undisputed champ of Hogmanay hits across the centuries, via Scotch crofters, Canadian novelists, Italian bandleaders and American movie stars...
Steyn's Song of the Week
What Are You Doing New Year's Eve?
Here's a final Sunday song selection for 2024 with Mark and special guests Carol Welsman and the late Russell Malone...
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Christmas Eve Lessons and Carols
A SteynOnline tradition: our annual presentation of ancient scripture and brand new versions of favourite carols, from various members of the Steyn Show musical family...
A Clubman's Notes
Snowed In on the 11.37
Welcome to the sixty-seventh audio adventure in our series Tales for Our Time - and the first of this year's Yuletide capers - Mystery in White, a "Christmas crime story" from 1937 by Jefferson Farjeon, scion of an eminent family, as Mark notes in his introduction, that has given us, among other delights, the definitive Rip van Winkle, a ditty about the Royal Family, and a global pop hit. Part One.
Tales for Our Time
The Prisoner of Windsor
A remote fantastical kingdom far from Europe's chancelleries of power... An unpopular monarch on the eve of his coronation... A ruling class of plotters and would-be usurpers... ...and a gentleman adventurer on holiday. No, not Ruritania in the nineteenth century, but the United Kingdom in the twenty-first...
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